What is the weirdest thing you ever did in a cinema?
Saturday, January 16th, 2010I’m just wondering.
Two years ago, when I was eleven, I remember screaming out SEX at the top of my voice in the cinema when I thought things were getting really quiet.
And a few days ago, when I watched New Moon (horrible movie) the Aro dude took Edward’s hand instead of Bella and I said "OMG THEY’RE GAY!"
1. I made the loudest burp I ever made when I was five years old in a packed cinema.
2. I kicked a girl in the back of the head while I had my feet up and there was a scene.
3. I was watching ‘New Moon’ and I couldn’t stand the indian guy with no shirt so I said "Get a shirt, you hippy" louder than I intended and for the rest of the movie Twi-hards kicked me hard in the back of the seat.
4. I fell asleep during Twilight and when I woke up everyone was really mad – I was snoring.
5. I got up and said my friend had died in his seat – the movie was stopped; the paramedics and his parents were called and I got fined $150 for causing the public to panic.
6. I fumbled my popcorn and it fell all over a four year-old next to me.
7. I ‘dropped’ cheese all over this biotches head.
8. In a mess I threw a rock at the screen and it ripped – I had to pay a few hundred for that.
9. Found out my best friend was making out with the wrong girl – called the girl a slut and turns out she was a red belt in Karate.
10. Insulted a fat person in front of me; fat person started crying and I was kicked out.
11. My best friend harrassed an usher; I told him to back off – he grabbed a five year-old and threw the kid at her (no joke). One of the funniest moments of my life.